I Shall Wear Purple

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I’m tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick flowers in other people’s gardens
And learn to spit.

But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.

Excerpted from Jenny Joseph, Warning.

Image: Little old lady Tart, formerly of Toronto Humane Society

3 responses to “I Shall Wear Purple

  1. lol. cool.
    you have a good sense of humour

  2. I want to wear purple too…

  3. I have not read this one in a while and it makes me smile. I’ll admit I’m already “gobbling up samples” in shops now! No need to wait til I’m any older to enjoy those! ;-)

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